Therapy Fun-seeker Mugs

'Hey, somebody intentionally greased this couch so I'd slip off.'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Pet a Puppy

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"I've finally found a therapist who understands options."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

If you're happy and you know it...

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

The Physiciatrist...

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

'I guess it was a breakthrough - My free-floating anxiety crashed.'

Too much monkey business...

Pesky students.

He likes to make work fun