Therapy Experience Explorers Prints

"You see, I was pulled out of the hat... I mean, born, early in life."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Licensed Therapist

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Postwar is hell."

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

Couples' therapy

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"I'm learning to live with existence."

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'

'We have three minutes left.'

'Why can't they call it a deer, or a squirrel market?'

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

Shrinks in heaven

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"My brother thinks he's a chicken... He's crazy."

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'