Therapy Dogs Prints

"Since Rover became a therapy dog, he's gotten uppity."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"The patient in 12-C needs comforting."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"It's nice to be wanted."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"He never sniffs my butt anymore."

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

"Have you got one that's a bit more pessimistic?"

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

So You Finally Caught Your Tail

I hear you, man. Look, if you need anything, my door is always open.

"Cat got your tongue?"

Pat My Dog $5

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

'Animal Psychiatrist' (a dog).

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

"That's Roger's therapy dog."

'It's good to talk.'

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

'Now tell me about your puppyhood.'

'See what I mean, Doc?'