Therapy Coach Mugs

'It's not the boring company meetings that make me go crazy...it's those presentations with the laser light pointers!'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Licensed Therapist

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Surfing the daily stress

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Postwar is hell."

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

Couples' therapy

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

Unguided imagery

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

Self-esteem room

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.'

"You need to justify your own existence first."

"Harold, you've changed."

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"So, what you're telling me is: I have unusually high negatives for a third-year husband..."

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

'We have three minutes left.'

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'