Therapeutic Role-reversal Pillows

'Dr Freud, this isn't comfortable. Why don't you sit on that chair?' 'That's not a bad idea.'

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Dog walking Human.

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Gone Bookkeepin'

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

Human meat.

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

'Sometimes when I'm stressed out, I just float here and watch them walk around.'

Man walking dog with a cone crosses path with a dog walking a man with a cone.

A dragon relaxing in a chair staring at a taxidermy knight's head above his fireplace.

Cat walking dog.

'Right, you peck his left paw, I'll go for the right one.'

"Exchanging roles was a great idea of yours doc...doc?"

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

"He's asleep so I'll just leave quietly."

A Woman Asking The Father's Permission To Marry His Son.

Zoo Employees

Octopus Shadow Puppets

'Let's play house. You be the stay-at-home dad, and I'll be the career mom.'

'Mother! Would you stop referring to Charles as a latchkey husband!'

"Parental advisory explicit content"

"Tell the doctor I'll see him now!"

Topsy-Turveydom

Ladies of the Creation! - No. X - Miss Brown takes her cousin out fishing,

"We've decided to experiment. I'll stay home more, and Victor's going to look for a job."