Therapeutic Role-reversal Gifts

'Dr Freud, this isn't comfortable. Why don't you sit on that chair?' 'That's not a bad idea.'

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Dog walking Human.

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Gone Bookkeepin'

"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

Human meat.

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

'Sometimes when I'm stressed out, I just float here and watch them walk around.'

Cat walking dog.

'Right, you peck his left paw, I'll go for the right one.'

A dragon relaxing in a chair staring at a taxidermy knight's head above his fireplace.

Man walking dog with a cone crosses path with a dog walking a man with a cone.

"In a Universe Light Years Away...Almost, son, but remember you have to light up all the people for your wish to come true."

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

"Exchanging roles was a great idea of yours doc...doc?"

Zoo Employees

"He's asleep so I'll just leave quietly."

A Woman Asking The Father's Permission To Marry His Son.

Octopus Shadow Puppets

'Let's play house. You be the stay-at-home dad, and I'll be the career mom.'

"Tell the doctor I'll see him now!"

"Parental advisory explicit content"

"Slop again?!"

"We've decided to experiment. I'll stay home more, and Victor's going to look for a job."

'Mother! Would you stop referring to Charles as a latchkey husband!'