Theory Tinkerer T-Shirts

"I already wrote the paper. That's why it's so hard to get the results."

But is it practical? In theory, yes.

"If Foucault's Pendulum is correct - 15 degrees per sidereal hour times the side of the latitude - then I'm an hour late for lunch."

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

'I think the professor is trying out the theory of relativity... trying to make time fly!'

'If you just keep harping on the *#@!! results, you'll never be able to see what a perfectly sound economic theory it was.'

Jeffrey's Time Machine: '...Maybe Adam & Eve did exist! They could've been time travelers who wanted to escape their overpopulated world, got stuck here and ironically started the human race!'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Robot Parts $5

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

The Computer Bore

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Thinking Gears

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

The Hobby Store

Rocking horse

Drool Marks

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Early cyborg.

The Not-So Smart Meter

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

Gadget geek.

Modern kite for wind energy.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.