Theological Teaser Gifts

Vicar Baiting

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

Rodin's Thinker.

"Have you been working out?"

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

Can you translate that to simple-minded!

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

"Whoops..."

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

Culturally significant problems solved

"When you sit down, you get a shock. Open a book, you get a shock. Write something, another shock. It's a typical psychology class."

'Stop annoying the dog Andrew!'

'We use that computer strictly for the office grapevine.'

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

"Terrific solution. Now if we could only find a problem fit it."

Amnesiac Deja View

Remembering passwords.

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

I confess, I'm one of the bloggers that's hurting the journalism business. You? I blog stories about my local community. You have journalistic training? Of course. I've spent years watching Shepard Smith and Montel Williams. The visitor wept with respect. Shoot me.

'My dad says I'm good at training little animals - Sit, boy!'

Darn, there's always one piece leftover that doesn't fit anywhere.

'Binge thinker'

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

So your IQ is 176, Peel? - 'Yeah!' - 'That's higher than Einstein.' - 'Cool.' - 'Do something amazing.' - 'I don't know how.' -

"I'm giving up giving up!"

'Did you hear about the fool who goes around saying no all the time?'

"… open the doors, and see all the people."

'He calls me lambchop and I call him muttonhead.'