Theological Teaser Gifts

Vicar Baiting

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

"Have you been working out?"

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

Can you translate that to simple-minded!

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

"Whoops..."

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

Culturally significant problems solved

"When you sit down, you get a shock. Open a book, you get a shock. Write something, another shock. It's a typical psychology class."

'We use that computer strictly for the office grapevine.'

'Stop annoying the dog Andrew!'

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

"Terrific solution. Now if we could only find a problem fit it."

Remembering passwords.

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

'Binge thinker'

'My dad says I'm good at training little animals - Sit, boy!'

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

"I'm giving up giving up!"

'Did you hear about the fool who goes around saying no all the time?'

'But, somehow, sudoku baffles me.'

"… open the doors, and see all the people."

'I'm sorely tempted to give him a piece of my mind, but I suspect he's the one tempting me.'