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Fundamentalist crackpot: 'Condemn thy neighbor to hell!'

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

"Hugh fans!"

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Can't Touch This

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

Moby Dick

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Magic Tricks

'When I said I would move mountains for you, it was just a figure of speech!'

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"Good news. You know that elephant in the room we never talk about? He's now in the other room."

"You know I hate birthdays!"

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

"Is there a rabbit in the house?"

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

Alligator Bars

'So what else do you hyptnotise apart from rabbits?'

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

The Meaning of Life

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle."

Paul Daniels.

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

Magician hitting someone while performing a trick.