Theatrical Vacationers Mugs

'A bucket and pail would have been enough.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"First class, or with children?"

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

Camping.

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

The Desert Island Package