Theatrical Trailblazer Mugs

Mrs. Jarley's waxwork

The experienced backpacker.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Can our software do that?'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Dawing your Cellphone

Queen of Upcycling!

Hither and Yon sign

"Trail mix?"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Don't even think about it."

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Dolores is so avant garde.

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Women in a cross country race

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

Ready for a run!

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

Glass Ceiling

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Ambitions . . . to replace mankind."