Theatrical Timids Pillows

Papageno from The Magic Flute

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

Ruff

Berta screams out!

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

"There's nothing like a dame!"

Flying Dutchman

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

Sir Gilbert Murgatroyd

'No...I would not like a nice big slice of Angel Food cake!'

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Simultaneous translation.

"He looks just the way he did in life."

Montserrat Caballé

Wagon

Bravo!

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

Pirate King

'I can't keep up with technology. Just when I finally learned how to use the fax machine they come out with Internet faxing.'

Sugar And Spice And Full On Drama

Ann Dowd

"I thought dry ice would enhance the mood."

'How much are you currently worth? Good question, let's see. You mean, aside from the sentimental value?'

"Banking, booking flights, shopping - there's no limit to what he can't do on the internet."

Manon Lescaut

"I'm awesome!!"