Theatrical Tail-wagger Pillows

Pet Entertainers

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

A man and his dog

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"He's already getting attached to you."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"That's just not the real me."

'You tell me how he does it.'

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

Fido and Fifi

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

'Wag the tails!'

Headshot of perky dog.

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

'He's barking mad!'

"No, I did not sniff you!"

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

'My wife doesn't understand us.'