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"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Trump! The Musical

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Silly wig.

Falstaff

A man taking a bow

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Marcel Marceau's parrot

Music Hall Dancers

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

Speech

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

Proposal

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Mime marriage.

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

The Costumer Is Always Right

'This new jester doth appeal to me.'

Tony's work had taught him that if a thing was worth doing it was worth doing really,,,REALLY well

'Sheep striptease'.

Baby dressed for the opera.

Gondolier

Judge about dancing lawyer: 'When you get to the second stanza of this song and dance, please approach the bench.'

'So famous for her amazing fruit covered hats, Carmen Miranda's pineapple shoes were less well known.'

And the die is cast!

'There are two men and a dog out there, and the dog is asleep.'

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

"Yikes. I'm on in five minutes and still haven't figured out my character's motivation."

"It's depressing, people just don't take our work seriously."