Theatrical Exaggeration Fan Prints

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"To be or not to be."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'He's maturing early.'

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

Trump Mask

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

An exaggeration of estate agents

National Hyperbole Society: Inspirational & Outstanding

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

Musician

'AH AH! I KNEW YOU WERE CLOWNING AROUND ON ME!'

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Send your questions to asksadie@rudypark.com. Dear Ask Sadie, My mom is always nagging me to clean my room. I don't see why I should have to. I like it the way it is. I don't nag at her for having a clean room, because I know that's how she likes it. How can I get her to just let me be me? - Unhappy at Home. Excellent question. The thing is, it's your mother's job to shape you into a respectable person. If you think "being you" includes being dirt

Phill Jupitus

"Mom!! School was fun!!! We learned all about exclamation points!!!!"

Simultaneous translation.

"Come check this out, Doris! I think our mouse trap finally caught a mouse!"

5 people balance on one tiny bike

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

"Now it's high definition!"

Thelonious Monk

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

Memorable Jam Sessions: the night Charlie Parker asked Spike Jones to sit in on Ah-Ooogah horn."

Selfie Acrobat

Birds in pyramid walking on high wire.

Well, no wonder the natives are restless. They're worshipping an espresso machine!

Can we get special effects to digitally enhance our bottom line?