Theatrical Campaigner Gifts

'A spin doctor just isn't enough any more, Senator - you need a choreographer.'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Palin 2012

Jerry Brown.

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

Fahrenheit 911.

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

Trump holds 'Vote for Me!' sign at the bottom of the Statue of Liberty.

Scott Walker keeps his job.

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

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Labor abuse

'Any Questions?. . . Anyone else?'

Welcome to Washington DC...Beware election year politics.

'Save the Whales' campaigner.

Daisy Bates and Harry Morant.

"What factors influenced your decision to use this particular exit?"

Save Our Lagoons

'The terms of my parole make it impossible for me to return to my seat in congress with known criminals.'

"No more fake news, alternative facts, or conspiracy theories. If elected, I promise to go back to old-fashioned lying!"

Man wearing 'Save the whale, rainforst,legalise pot..' t shirt "I think you need to be more focussed."

'We love the environment - we go there every summer.'

"I know you're angry at me - I'm angry at me, too!"

Give Me Hope

Giggling during the debate didn't cost you the election. The mile coming out of your nose cost you the election.

"After we'd paid the lawyers and accountants the T-shirt was the only lobbying we could afford!"

End Tipping Now!: 'I can't find a hotel that will host our convention!

"Now that we've all had a good dose of red meat, who wants to write an attack ad??"

European Elections

'Let's see, you've got remember political prisoners ... remember cancer sufferers ... remember victims of abuse ... remember to put the cat out ...'

'Your poll numbers were great during recess, but voter apathy at nap time cost you the election.'

The "Resistance" Is Nothing More Than a Democratic Fundraising Campaign

Political Advertising, Inc. - Voted #1 in: Disinformation, Obfuscation, Demonization.