Theatrical Athlete T-Shirts

Crossing the thin line into show business

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Taking a peek at the audience

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Silly wig.

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Falstaff

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Still Life With Nordic Track

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Hockey Season.

A man taking a bow

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

Three Ladies

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Papageno from the Magic Flute

Doctor Bartolo

Froh

Proposal

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

Speech

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"Young Montague's full of himself."

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

Mime marriage.

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

"Do you have anything that can help remove dark circles from under my eyes?"