Theater Festival Prints

Taking a peek at the audience

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Off Off Off Off Broadway

"Bond James, Bond."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

They hated me.

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Just be yourself."

Showbiz Awards

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Mardi Gras

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Herman Mankiewicz

Tut and Carmen.

Face painting.

Cimafunk

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Meet the author"

'They all want to play the star.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Jean-Paul Sartre

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'Hamlet'