Theater Festival Mugs

Taking a peek at the audience

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Off Off Off Off Broadway

"Bond James, Bond."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

They hated me.

"Just be yourself."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Showbiz Awards

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Mardi Gras

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Face painting.

"Meet the author"

'They all want to play the star.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Herman Mankiewicz

Tut and Carmen.

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

Honoré de Balzac

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'Hamlet'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Jean-Paul Sartre