Theater Anniversary Gifts

Theatre Masks and Butts

Mr Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare.

"Just be yourself."

Benedict Cumberbatch

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'Hamlet'

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Out damn Spot

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Taking a peek at the audience

Mikado

Dating is so expensive...

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

"It's a play on words."

"Bravo!"

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Comedy and tragedy masks

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Shakespeare places his works in 'To Be' or 'Not To Be'.