Theater Actress T-Shirts

Ugly sisters from Cinderella fighting

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Bond James, Bond."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

They hated me.

"Just be yourself."

Showbiz Awards

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'They all want to play the star.'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Herman Mankiewicz

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Tut and Carmen.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"Extreme miming"

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'Hamlet'