The Worry Warriors Prints

"These are the Fortneys. The Fortneys are young worrieds."

"Try thinking about something else."

Nervous Oral Testing

That party went well.

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Workaholics Anonymous meeting: 'No one showed up. Everyone is working.'

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

"I made a list of all my symptoms. Lost the list. Can't remember any of my symptoms now."

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

Woman in bed with catalogue of worries.

Doctors often have to reassure the worried well.

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

"But why not be happy about all the diseases you don't have?"

"Well, nothing shows up on the tests. Your headaches are probably just stress related."

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

And just how long have you had this impending feeling of doom?

Concern Chart

"Like WikiLeaks has nothing better to do."

'I'm worried about not being worried...'

No Action Comics

'You worry too much. Next time something goes wrong, try blaming someone else.'

"Brenda's always been a bit of a worrier."

Horses are nervous animals. . .

Graham and his amazing anxiety

"Do you have to write down all the things you need to worry about?"

"No, there's nothing wrong at my job. That's what's got me worried."