The Tech-tired Twiddler Mugs

'Technical Support. While you're on hold for the next hour, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

The Anti-Agent

Digital Fomo!

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

'I'll be a responsible and mature asset to the company, as proven by the lack of asinine photos of me on Facebook.'

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

Early Tech Support

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"I think we could work very well together."

Book on Thumb Twiddling

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

"There he goes flaunting his opposable thumb again."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"Is there an audio edition?"

"The record player is skipping again."

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

'It's a fake pony-tail and an hawaiian shirt Dad: I'm going for an IT job interview...'

Twitter Prison

The pyramids were built using advanced alien knowledge.

'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?'

'Oh, we don't need your references. We got hackers for that.'

Edward and Mindy lived in a smart Alec building.

'I think I've found what's causing your funny buzzing sound.'

More than two million years have passed between the evolution of the opposable thumb and the invention of the wheel.

Old father time saving app

I think that computer might be giving out a little too much heat... Energy efficient IT systems.

"I keep getting the feeling I’m being watched."

Drone Aerodrome