The Stress Buster T-Shirts

'I heard it's harmful for a person to keep his hostility bottled up, so I fired everybody.'

Where your mind & battle are los

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

In basket-case.

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Work/Life Balance

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"Try thinking about something else."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Cat in a flap

Meat Grinder

Nervous Oral Testing

Fittd shēt

In and Out Tray

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

In case of emergency, break glass.

Tossing computer into canyon.

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'