Office Stress Buster T-Shirts

'And this is Ziggy, our stress management consultant...'

'Well, yes, he does radiate.'

Where your mind & battle are los

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

Work/Life Balance

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Try thinking about something else."

Cat in a flap

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

In and Out Tray

Nervous Oral Testing

In case of emergency, break glass.

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

"Hm, still sky high. Let's try the other arm."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

Stressed over time management

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

Torn-Off Mouse.