The Satirical Thinker Mugs

'I have no one to blame but myself, for now.'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"You're fired."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Occu-Pie Mars

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"Third quarter numbers were good after we cut our global workforce three to two."

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Trump pardons

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

UK border controls relaxed.

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

No-Work Orange

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

Ghostwriting the Bible

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

CIA report

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.