The Jokester Who Dodges Workouts Mugs

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

Fast Food Dieter

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Olympic Torch Training

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Pelobong

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Easy chair exercise machines

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

"It's improv night."

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'