The Eternal Pessimist Mugs

When pessimists live the dream.

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

'My pessimism keeps me optimistic.'

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

'There, Mr Optimist. Now how full is it?'

Car insurance, breakdown cover, mobile insurance, home insurance, camera insurance... - 'Life insurance, health insurance, professional indemnity, and tax insurance.' - 'Let the bad times roll... heh, heh!'

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

The End is Near art gallery opening.

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

"Oh well - same shit, different day. . .!"

'Barnhill from Marketing will present our economic projections.'

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

'I find it difficult not to entertain the occasional negative thought.'

'Let's put that nasty word out 'plummet' of our minds.'

Half Empty/Half Full/I'm Still On Vacation!!!

Glass Half Empty and Glass Half Full.

'Taking guard' 'The pessimist'

Gonna Suck

The Dungeon

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

Y2K Solutions Inc.

'There was a mild outbreak of optimism all over the world today, but it's not expected to last.'

"The scariest part is knowing that someday something'll come along that will make us go, 'Even the spider mutants weren't this bad.' "

This will be a banner day for you!

"Ambitions... to be proved wrong."

"If at first you don't succeed blame somebody."

'You know, that Lenny is a real 'glass half empty' kind of guy...!'

Things are never as bad as they seem - they're usually much, much worse.

"If I was you...I wouldn't be worried about the future..."