The Beatles T-Shirts

Ringo releases his latest record.

Beatless Convention - "I'm Terry...and who are you?"

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

Music Quiz

Lennon and McCartney.

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"Downton Abbey Road"

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

Yoko Ono

Beetles Crossing sign on Abbey Road

"And do you have any OTHER skills you can bring to the post apart from being able to burp the Beatles greatest hits?"

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

The Fab Four

On John Lennon: 'WE may say he's a dreamer,...but he's not the only one.'

Lennon-McCartney-Lennon.

The Beatles - Flabby Road

Paul McCartney, The Surgeon - "I want to hold your gland yeah, yeah, yeah..."

'Yes, I know the Beatles said 'all you need is love,' but they also said 'just give me money.''

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'I see that you have two sisters and like the beatles, I predict that you will graduate in 2012,,,'

A RINGO DOORBELL

"Just as he was singing 'I'd like to be under the sea in an Octopus' garden', a giant, tentacled arm reached up and pulled McCartney into the ocean."

Paul McCartney

"So it sort of balances out then, doesn't it."

'It's a nine-to-five job, but most of it we spend napping.'

Liam Gallagher

The Beatles

'The walrus wasn't Paul! It was really me, Murray! And I think it's high time the world knew the truth!'

The Beatles

Beatles on Spotify

I'm in a Beatles-inspired band with a few buddies. One guy is a software engineer who wrote a song about a lengthy, convoluted program. It's called the "The Long and Winding Code." The magazine editor wrote a song about checking articles for accuracy. It's titled "Facts Man." And there's a song by the factory foreman about sullen workers tightening nuts all day. It's call "Twist and Pout." You should do a song warning about the wordplay. We have one! The title is "Here Comes the Pun"!

Class Reunion. Back in school, Ernie was the world's biggest Beatle fan! For the reunion, he's written songs about some of our classmates. There's a cheesemaker