Thanksgiving Mugs

"I like it after the holidays, when the crowds are gone."

The Last Thanksgiving

"Well they look pretty undocumented to me."

"I'm just concerned that we're forgetting the true meaning of Cyber Monday."

Pilgrim to Indian: 'We'd like to buy your land. Do you take discover card?'

'Just how long do you illegal aliens plan on stayin in our country?'

"You just show up here illegally and expect us to tell you about corn?"

People of the Fall

"Should we worry that the farmer "liked" our selfie, and commented about how delicious we look?"

Thanksgiving Boxing Ring

"Alexa, would you like to say grace?"

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

'That's not what I meant when I asked you to carve it.'

'Quack.'

'What happend? I thought you went to the dentist for a cleaning.'

Thanksgiving Turkey Fortune: "Why the silence?"

'If you look at paragraph 23 section 12 you'll see that your comprehensive life insurance does not in fact cover the thanksgiving holiday period.'

'I warned you about stuffing yourself with carbs, didn't I?'

Smartphone Holiday.

'I hope this doesn't turn into a tradition.'

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

"Between the hat, the sunglasses and the mask, I think we're good."

Sticky suit leaf collection system

'Well, it's common for folks to feel a sense of doom in the fall. The shorter days, falling leaves, dank weather can all trigger a case of the blues.'

'Skip the meal more room for dessert!'

I'm With Delicious

'I know I don't have much saved up, but I really need to retire before the end of the month.'

Thanksgiving Day Traditions

Thanksgiving.

Thanksgiving Turkey Trial

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

'Who will you be celebrating Black Friday with this year?'

A sky writer writes, 'Thank you.'

"Well, it's time to head off for the holidays."

Plymouth Rock