Thanksgiving Throwback Prints

"We're here to fix the turkey."

Horn of Leftovers

"He told me I was a flip phone expected to do a smart phone job."

'How will my turkey turn out this year?' Color

"You can still go over the river and through the woods, but it's cheaper to fly."

"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."

Potato Famine (somebody didn't make enough mashed potatoes)

'Boy, that is one old Turkey.'

'How will my turkey turn out his year?'

"It's our time of Thanksgiving."

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Young man, either you remove your hand from under her sweater or I will remove it your arm.'

"Time capsule 1994"

CIVICS 101

"Seems like around November a lot of relatives don't make it to these."

Scanning documents

"Let's keep it small-just the Pilgrims, the Indians, and the Rosenthals."

Guidance Office

When is Thanksgiving officially over?

'It's so cruel the way they break it to you, Not, 'school starts tomorrow', but 'tonight's a school night','

Pilgrim settler blows smoke signals from his pipe, which are insulting to an Indian brave.

"When I was your age, I had a jacket just like that. And a shirt and sunglasses like that too! I was soooo cool!"

'I didn't know what a diagonal line through a cigarette, inside a circle, meant!'

Thanksgiving and Truthsgiving

'Too much information!'

Sam has his own version of throwback Thursday

'Do you have a diet plan that allows me to eat turkey, stuffing, sweet potatoes and pumpkin pie?'

"Oh great, it's the two biggest losers from my high school."