Thanksgiving Plot Twist Enthusiast Gifts

"Don't fall for it! He's just trying to fatten you up for Thanksgiving!"

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"'Tis the story of a woeful refugee... ...whose plight has been forgotten. An admirable, amiable sort is he... but boy is he downtrodden. With courage of the kind you rarely see, he defended this land, when Redcoats invaded over land and sea, peck their knees and hands. And how did America repay this debt it owed its forest bird? Did you put our noble visage on the national seal as we would have preferred? No... You ate us. Just like the British did. I really think that it's the least you can do

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

'I put that the pilgrims ate Butterball Turkey, Stove Top Stuffing, and Mrs. Smith's Pie. Think she'll give extra credit for brand names?'

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

Plymouth Rock

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

Subway Thrillers

"Fulfilling others on Thanksgiving is pretty good advice, wouldn't you say?"

"Talk about close calls! Harry, tell them about last Thanksgiving!"

"It'll never be ready in time."

Beauty and the Baste

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

"After several chapters of pushing a boulder up a hill over and over again, I think your average reader will watn to see something else happen, Mr. Sisyphus."

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

'Leave it to the school system to turn an enjoyable meal into an historical event.'

'How will my turkey turn out this year?' Color

'Thank you for the turkey, thank you for the dressing, and thank you for the squash, which Mother cleverly refers to as pumpkin pie.'

A football player catching a turkey

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

"Something that makes me look unfit for human consumption."

'Next year we'll bring the turkey.'

'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'

"God, I hate theme dinners."

Lesser Known Historical Figures: The Steno at the First Thanksgiving Dinner.

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'

"Better than Chekhov"