Thanksgiving Philosopher T-Shirts

Express your philosophical side with our witty T-shirts tailored for the reflective and the fun-loving. Perfect for casual family gatherings or a relaxed holiday outing.

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I just love Thanksgiving dinner - everyone's so...Grateful.

I just love Thanksgiving dinner - everyone's so...Grateful. mockup

I just love Thanksgiving dinner - everyone's so...Grateful.

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'Sure, they beat their swords into plowshares, and spears into pruninghooks, but they keep their axes and their chopping blocks.'

'Sure, they beat their swords into plowshares, and spears into pruninghooks, but they keep their axes and their chopping blocks.' mockup

'Sure, they beat their swords into plowshares, and spears into pruninghooks, but they keep their axes and their chopping blocks.'

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'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.' mockup

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

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"Have you considered the carbon footprint that roasting a turkey creates?"

"Have you considered the carbon footprint that roasting a turkey creates?" mockup

"Have you considered the carbon footprint that roasting a turkey creates?"

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"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!" mockup

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

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'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.' mockup

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

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Tartine

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'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.' mockup

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

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Come dine with me!

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Grace For Flies

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A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans. mockup

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

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Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter mockup

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

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'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..' mockup

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

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Cow's Last Will and Testament.

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"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

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"It's how he would have wanted to go." mockup

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

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Pumpkin patch

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'Life is great' down on the farm. mockup

'Life is great' down on the farm.

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"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago." mockup

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

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"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

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#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

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No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives. mockup

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

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"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him." mockup

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

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"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients." mockup

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

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'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...' mockup

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

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Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

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