Thanksgiving Feast Fan Prints

'Thank you for another blessed year together.'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"Regular service or affected?"

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

"'Tis the story of a woeful refugee... ...whose plight has been forgotten. An admirable, amiable sort is he... but boy is he downtrodden. With courage of the kind you rarely see, he defended this land, when Redcoats invaded over land and sea, peck their knees and hands. And how did America repay this debt it owed its forest bird? Did you put our noble visage on the national seal as we would have preferred? No... You ate us. Just like the British did. I really think that it's the least you can do

'I put that the pilgrims ate Butterball Turkey, Stove Top Stuffing, and Mrs. Smith's Pie. Think she'll give extra credit for brand names?'

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

Plymouth Rock

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

"Talk about close calls! Harry, tell them about last Thanksgiving!"

"I'm stuffed. But in a good way."

"It'll never be ready in time."

"Fulfilling others on Thanksgiving is pretty good advice, wouldn't you say?"

'I don't know how I could've forgotten my lines. I was all ears when they gave them to me.'

Beauty and the Baste

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

'Thank you for the turkey, thank you for the dressing, and thank you for the squash, which Mother cleverly refers to as pumpkin pie.'

'Leave it to the school system to turn an enjoyable meal into an historical event.'

'Frivolity -- What art thou in for?'

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

Squanto's less than famous older brother Squinto.

'How will my turkey turn out this year?' Color

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

A football player catching a turkey

"Separate checks, please."

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'

Lesser Known Historical Figures: The Steno at the First Thanksgiving Dinner.

"You want the lead role in the Thanksgiving play, don't you? Try again, 'Gobble, gobble, gobble' - this time with feeling!"

"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner."