Thanksgiving Dinner Planning Prints

"And you’re certain my suggesting a vegan Thanksgiving didn’t offend your grandmother?"

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

'I hear there is a mighty big turkey in these woods.'

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"This one is perfect for Thanksgiving. It comes prestained in cranberry sauce, gravy and pumpkin pie."

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

'Hold it...I've go a reprieve from the Governor!'

I don't do wishbones. I do just-make-it-happen bones.

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

Home for the Holidays

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

Suddenly, the line went dead.

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner."

"I smell cranberries."

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'

"I'll repeat the question! Does this axe belong to you?"

Turkey Funeral Planning

Turkeys and Thanksgiving - Last Words.

"Do I still have to sit at the kid's table?"

Monday. Grab what you can for dinner. I'm shopping for Thanksgiving! Tuesday. I didn't pack your lunches. I'm fixing cranberry relish. Wednesday. Shoo! I'm making the pies! I know how the pilgrims felt. I'm starving!

'You do realize that from now on every single oven in every kitchen in this country will have to be replaced?'

"Not the Verity Brewster? The Verity Brewster who invented sweet-potato casserole with marshmallows on top?"

Turkey Decoy

Turkey a la Mode

Thanksgiving Turkey Weight and Fortune