Thanksgiving Dinner Planning Mugs

"And you’re certain my suggesting a vegan Thanksgiving didn’t offend your grandmother?"

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

'I hear there is a mighty big turkey in these woods.'

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"This one is perfect for Thanksgiving. It comes prestained in cranberry sauce, gravy and pumpkin pie."

'Hold it...I've go a reprieve from the Governor!'

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

Suddenly, the line went dead.

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'

"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner."

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

"I smell cranberries."

"I'll repeat the question! Does this axe belong to you?"

Turkey Funeral Planning

Turkeys and Thanksgiving - Last Words.

Turkey a la Mode

'You do realize that from now on every single oven in every kitchen in this country will have to be replaced?'

"Do I still have to sit at the kid's table?"

"Not the Verity Brewster? The Verity Brewster who invented sweet-potato casserole with marshmallows on top?"

Turkey Decoy

Thoughts of Fall