Thanksgiving Adventurer Mugs

The Gurdleys partake in their Thanksgiving tradition of bobbing for drumsticks in hot gravy.

Pumpkin patch

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Personal conker trainer.

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

"'Tis the story of a woeful refugee... ...whose plight has been forgotten. An admirable, amiable sort is he... but boy is he downtrodden. With courage of the kind you rarely see, he defended this land, when Redcoats invaded over land and sea, peck their knees and hands. And how did America repay this debt it owed its forest bird? Did you put our noble visage on the national seal as we would have preferred? No... You ate us. Just like the British did. I really think that it's the least you can do

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'I put that the pilgrims ate Butterball Turkey, Stove Top Stuffing, and Mrs. Smith's Pie. Think she'll give extra credit for brand names?'

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

Plymouth Rock

"Did you remember to cancel the scam phone calls?"

"Talk about close calls! Harry, tell them about last Thanksgiving!"

"It'll never be ready in time."

"Fulfilling others on Thanksgiving is pretty good advice, wouldn't you say?"

Beauty and the Baste

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

'Leave it to the school system to turn an enjoyable meal into an historical event.'

"I haven't been in a playpen yet that could hold me."

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

'Do you expect to be stuffed on Thanksgiving?'

Hello from the lakes!

'Thank you for the turkey, thank you for the dressing, and thank you for the squash, which Mother cleverly refers to as pumpkin pie.'

'Boat Launch'

Back to the Holidays

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

Happy Halloween!

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

Toastquest!