Thanksgiving Enthusiasts Mugs

Chicken Little's Cousin, Turkey Little: 'The Axe is falling! The axe is falling!'

"Sorry. . . I'm 100 per cent genetically modified."

Guess how you keep a turkey in suspense...

A Smaller Turkey

"Honestly Madam, do you expect this court to believe that all of your husbands mysteriously disappeared at this same time in November?"

"Red wine with poultry? Seriously?"

"This is weird, but I wish you were holding a pig skin bladder filled with air so I could chase you and smash you to the ground."

"I don't want to bust your diet so we're having turkey franks and pumpkin yogurt."

"Friendsgiving? Sure. What can I bring?"

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Happy Turkey Day!

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"'Tis the story of a woeful refugee... ...whose plight has been forgotten. An admirable, amiable sort is he... but boy is he downtrodden. With courage of the kind you rarely see, he defended this land, when Redcoats invaded over land and sea, peck their knees and hands. And how did America repay this debt it owed its forest bird? Did you put our noble visage on the national seal as we would have preferred? No... You ate us. Just like the British did. I really think that it's the least you can do

'I put that the pilgrims ate Butterball Turkey, Stove Top Stuffing, and Mrs. Smith's Pie. Think she'll give extra credit for brand names?'

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"This might take awhile, Lord."

Plymouth Rock

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

"Fulfilling others on Thanksgiving is pretty good advice, wouldn't you say?"

"It'll never be ready in time."

"Talk about close calls! Harry, tell them about last Thanksgiving!"

Beauty and the Baste

'I don't know how I could've forgotten my lines. I was all ears when they gave them to me.'

"I'm stuffed. But in a good way."

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

'Leave it to the school system to turn an enjoyable meal into an historical event.'

'How will my turkey turn out this year?' Color

'Frivolity -- What art thou in for?'

Squanto's less than famous older brother Squinto.

'Thank you for the turkey, thank you for the dressing, and thank you for the squash, which Mother cleverly refers to as pumpkin pie.'

Redneck Relative Thanksgiving

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.