Thai Culture Pillows

Yingluck Shinawatra - first female prime minister in Thailand

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'Och lye the news'

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

Essex computer.

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"Sriracha"

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Scot country dancing,

Chief of Staff A North American Indian working away in an office.

'You can forget about the fertility dance this year - we've already got ten kids!'

An EskimoInuit gluing back a piece of broken Igloo with some special glue for Igloos

"Hello. . . I'm new in town. Do you know where the local police station is? - I need to sign in. . !"

Alpine Pipe

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

Never refuse their homemade food.

"You think you're brave? I read Hebrew in front of a live audience."

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

Rocket charmer.

"I'm not sure I like the way Gracie is celebrating Hispanic Heritage Month."

"It's not the tossing, it's the catching of the caber that separates the men from the boys."

Misfortune cookies

Environment-Friendly books - all written within a 100-mile radius.

People Holidaying in the Highlands

Feng Shui Centre - We Have Moved

'Hey, he's just some guy from the neighborhood -- and you know what Chicago neighborhoods are like!'

Elephant Upgrade

"All I said was, do we have to watch your telenovela tonight."