Texture Enthusiast T-Shirts

The textural omnivore.

The wrong suit

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

"States of tofu"

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"Too bright."

Just call me Picasso!

"Charles didn't like tofu."

They were mysteriously drawn together

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

Creative Baby.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Texturing the Walls

"He's an abstract artist."

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

I'll be honest, Jerry - When you invited me to join your book club, this is not what I expected.

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

Instant art

"Your receipt is also available in a choice of colors."

Exhibition of Paint Colors.