Textspeak Gifts

"OMG, LOL!"

OMG

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Oymoticons

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

Moo Out Loud

WTF?

'You're texting? Wait--'

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

I'll be honest, Jerry - When you invited me to join your book club, this is not what I expected.

7 More Dwarfs

OMG.

'I see you both texted that you never talk.'

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"I lost all my hair to the texting bubbles that came and went without saying a word."

No, boss, we still don't have an emoticon that says 'I'm laughing all the way to the bank.''

First O.M.G. church.

The Archbishops says to stop adding emoticons.

We've been together so long, we can finish each other's texts.

Professor treating acronyms like formulae.

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

'I just got a hex message from Zelda.'

'Is the magic gone? We no longer text each other while in the same room anymore.'

I hear we're called gen txt. It's demeaning. Suggests our lives revolve 'round shallow misspelled missives. No dout! You're not helping me here. Y U usin big words? Hirz link 2 utube vid of cat pukin. Awsum!

'Archaeologists discover the earliest ancient texts.'

'You're entitled to one text message, 160 characters max, so you better make it count.'

'If you can hear me, Larry Gligstein, please send a text to 555-703-7193

"Click heels... needed ASAP... in Kansas."

"Always blame your mistakes on autocorrect and watch out for that tree."

'I couldn't resist John on Twitter. He had real text appeal.'

'Wait, someone just sent me a hex message.'

"Grandma just texted back some acronym I've never heard of. What's HUH?"

American Gothic lol

Opticians Sign With Modern Text Acronyms