Text Speak Enthusiast Gifts

First O.M.G. church.

'Archaeologists discover the earliest ancient texts.'

SMS filing system

Polly txt speak

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

TAP TAP TAP TAP

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"Textin’"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"OMG, LOL!"

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

'How about a walk!'

Moo Out Loud

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

Woman on the phone.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

Social Networking.

I'll be honest, Jerry - When you invited me to join your book club, this is not what I expected.

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

7 More Dwarfs

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

Dog Messages

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'