Texting Trends Follower Pillows

Don't text and drive!

Polly txt speak

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

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It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"Textin’"

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

Social Networking.

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'

Giraffe Selfie

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

Dog Messages

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

"I'm fine on the phone. I only have trouble talking to people in person."

"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."

"Mixed nuts are brain food, or so I read in 'Mixed Nut Digest'."

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

"Something photogenic for each of us."