Texting Translator Pillows

"BOL means Barking Out Loud."

Crossing the street is fine, but if you really want to be helpful, translate these darn messages from my grandkids.

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Polly txt speak

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Campaign for Plain English

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"You know, there are other emojis."

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

Oymoticons

Text Culture

"Textin’"

Even more of what people say (and what they really mean)

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

The Modern Novel.

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"It lost a little something in translation."

Moo Out Loud

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

The Family Joules: Part 6

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs