Texting Tamer T-Shirts

Phone generation.

Polly txt speak

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

Oymoticons

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Textin’"

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

Busy office.

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

Social Networking.

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

Dog Messages

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

"I'm fine on the phone. I only have trouble talking to people in person."

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

Hectare?

I'd like to order a power outage. Huh? My wife's on her phone all day, my son plays video games nonstop. My boss finds me by email wherever and whenever. My pager rings 'round the clock! Say again? I was text messaging. Pull the plug, man!

No, boss, we still don't have an emoticon that says 'I'm laughing all the way to the bank.''

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

'Today's sex text is the song of Solomon.'