Texting Gurus Gifts

Texting Addicts Anonymous

Polly txt speak

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

TAP TAP TAP TAP

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"You know, there are other emojis."

Oymoticons

"Textin’"

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

'How about a walk!'

Moo Out Loud

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

7 More Dwarfs

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

Social Networking.

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

LOOK BHIND U!

Dog Messages

Modern Narcissism

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."