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Billy. The Kid.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

Doughnut Making

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

"Okay, I'm not the fastest gun in the west. . . but I am the fastest gun in my immediate family!"

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

"Ain't nobody gonna end a meeting faster than me."

Everyone agreed big Jake was slow on the draw..But effective.

Nobody Comes Between Nancy & Her Mondrian

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

"This town isn't big enough for the two of us."

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

'That stranger's tellin' the truth, sheriff. Ol' Buford here done went into his windup first.'

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

"I said reach for the sky stranger. It's a figure of speech. I didn't mean literally!"

'Wild Bill Hiccup: Would-be scourge of the Wild West...'