Textile Thirster Mugs

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

Granny Wear

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

"The downside of living in the wild is that I need to shear myself now. Boy, do I now appreciate the skill professional shearers have: it's hard!"

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

Stitch one, pearl one...

'I love your crocheted computer cover darling, but can I take it off now?'

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

Haircuts

'It's the latest weave - comes off in the hand.'

It's a new miracle fabric, of course.

Live Laugh Knit

"Don't get any ideas. It's a sweater, not a scratching post!"

Psychiatrist knitting

'A Nosey Cow'.

"It's 25% cotton and 75% made in China"

"It's a lot of work, but a quilt lasts forever."

Bias Tape

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

Maid with her sewing basket

Web Stockings

Her tears flowed like wine.

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

'Boy it's hot today: I'm looking forward to shearing time...'

"O.K., now can you make like a million little tiny ones?"