Textbook Liberators Mugs

School holidays

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Litterary Dogs.

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

"Who has removed the appendix from the medical text book?"

"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

Freedom

"Don’t think of that tennis ball as lost. Think of it as finally free."

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

Dylan Thomas

Censorship | Not Censorship

Harcourt's Defeat in 1895 Election

" 'And so the crack-whore princess and her pimp lived happily ever after. The end.' O.K., that's it. Lights out."

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

Internal Prisons

I don't know what it is, but it's a textbook case of something.

The pop-up book of fighters

"The notion that *CRUNCH* architectural *CRUNCH CRUNCH* forms can *CRUNCH* express anything may *CRUNCH* seem difficult *CRUNCH* to *CRUNCH CRUNCH* grasp at *CRUNCH* all,"

'Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.'

The Best of Times/The Worst of Times

A bird's song is trapped in a musical stave.

Returning to reading

'Let's do those Grimm brothers for hate speech.'

'Did Dr. Spock ever write anything about how to handle PARENTS?'

Book Burning is Always Wrong?

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

Children playing in a library

'I've heard they don't do well outside captivity.'