Text Messaging Mugs

'Copy and study this list of text message spelling words. We will have test tomorrow.'

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

God sits, wearing a shirt that says "O.M.G."

'I regret teaching my Mom how to do punctuation with text-messaging.'

News presenters read inane text messages from viewers: 'And a text from Stuart in Gloucester ... HAHAHA DAT CRAKS ME UP!!! LOL!! UR DA GR8EST :-)XOXOX'

"I thought you said there was intelligent life on Earth? Their communication hasn't progressed beyond basic symbols."

Romeo and Juliet 2.0

'U WOZ R DAD NOW U R DED :-(' - 'I'm amazed it got past the vicar.'

'My bank has introduced a new 'SMS alert' service.'

'Ooh, I'm getting a text.'

"Would you like to donate 1¢ for every word I text during a 5K walk?"

'Honestly! Sometimes i think you have the attention span of a Twitterer.'

'With all the texting I do, it's the only way I know how to type.'

'It's a text from Mom. 'Just wait til ur father gets home n texts u'.'

Polly txt speak

"You misspelled 57 words out of 80. This was a book report, not a text message."

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

Emoji Writer's Block

Santa Text Exchange

'You didn't hear me say my prayers because I texted them.'

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Nil by text - "Don't worry, Mr. Smith, we will soon cure your addiction."

The horror of mistext

"You've all been convicted of not answering your texts in a timely manner. After this mandatory class, you will be released back into society."

'Mrs. Boyd, can Amy come out and text with us?'

"State law banned the weapons. Now they just exchange sarcastic texts."

'What does LOTI mean?"

"It's pretty quiet around here. Didn't Baldo invite some friends over? When I was young, my buddies and I drove my father crazy with all the noise and running around!"

"Do you have any birthday cards written in 'Text'? That's all my grandson can read."

"He's cute, he's smart, and get this... he texts using complete sentences!"

'I keep getting 'Return to Sender'.'

The trouble with happy birthday messages is you have nothing to put on the window sill...

Hectare?

I'd like to order a power outage. Huh? My wife's on her phone all day, my son plays video games nonstop. My boss finds me by email wherever and whenever. My pager rings 'round the clock! Say again? I was text messaging. Pull the plug, man!